a Ben-Gay Aspirin: Pain relief that comes with a warm glow b

a Ben-Gay Aspirin: Pain relief that comes with a warm glow

b. Burberry Baby Stroller: For discriminating newborns

c. Smith & Wesson Mountain Bikes: Ride without fear

d. Atlantic City Playing Cards: Talcum-Coated for easy shuffling

e. Pond’s Toothpaste: Reduces the appearance of fine wines

f. Slim Jim Beef-Flavored Throat Lozenges: For meat lovers who like to sing Karaoke

g. Frito-Lay Lemonade: A tangy, crunchy thirst quencher

h. Cosmo Yoghurt: Spoon it up, slim down those thighs

i. Richard Simmons Sneakers: Shake your cute little booty to the oldies

j. Madonna Condoms: For men who are packing