I need immediate assistance (within the next 4 or 5 hours) completing a short, one paragraph summary of the New Yorker article April and Paris

I need immediate assistance (within the next 4 or 5 hours) completing a short, one paragraph summary of the New Yorker article April and Paris. Then, the following questions need to be answered: - What is the theme? - How are metaphors employed? - What was the tone? - When the essay is sarcastic or satirical, what are the clues that we should not be taking the essay serious? I have idea of my own, but would like to be able to have a comparison with what is completed here. http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2008/03/24/april-paris